The Righteous And The Unrighteous


I went shopping last night.  I didn’t need a lot, just some fresh greens and milk and bready stuff.  I think I did quite well:

    • salad (rocket, cos lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, spring onions, basil, parsley)
    • cashew milk / soya milk
    • rice-cakes
    • quinoa bread
    • crisp bread
    • chickpeas and coriander (I intend to make some hummous with)
    • bottle of red wine

Yeah, I was able to hold my head up high as I approached the tills.  The gent in front of me on the other hand had a more notable selection:

    • 2x bottles of rum
    • 2x bottles of whisky
    • bottle of gin
    • 4 bags of filter coffee
    • a wedge of brie
    • a slab of manchego
    • ten packets of pepporami

I mean maybe the two of us were a bit of an extreme example.  Moi –  truly trying to eat sensibly, so because of the rest of my shopping basket being so virtuous I could hold my head up in good conscience with the bottle of red in the middle.  (Though I had stacked my salad on top of it.)  Man – looking as if he cares not about the shape of his body and his health.  There we were, side by side, the righteous and the unrighteous of shoppers!

There is a difference between man shopping and woman shopping isn’t there?  I must be careful what I say now.  I am sure there are many responsible men out there capable of a well-rounded shop.  I am going to relate to you one or two real-life experiences of shopping that mean I would not trust every man with my weekly food shopping.  I remember times when we were a bit gobsmacked when we trusted a man to go shopping on his own.

For example, when I was in Romania, we had an episode about cooking.  Eleven of us.  Seven girls in one apartment a Romanian friend had let us stay in, and four boys in another apartment.  Our Romanian friend had said we could use up any food that others had left on the apartment.  (He often let it out to tourists.)  The boys would come over to our apartment in the morning before we all set out together exploring.  Most meal-times took place in our apartment.  Four of us were vegetarian.  Now it strangely kept falling to the vegetarians to do all the cooking and there were complaints.  One of the girls seemed to suffer terribly without meat.  I went out and bought sausages and bacon and cooked up a full English for everyone and she seemed to revive.  But one night we were at the apartment catching up on desperately needed rest.  We had been skiing and we were all shattered.  The boys arrived and told us they had invited around some friends for dinner.  They were expecting twelve guests.  Eleven of us.  Twelves guests.  Hmmm.  We asked what was the plan for dinner?  The boys looked blank and expected us to have the answer.

Well there was a big sack of potatoes in the cupboard.  But half of them were inedible.  We sorted through them and washed peeled and sliced all the decent ones.  We also found lots of kidney beans and tinned tomatoes and spices.  So, we improvised a sort of chilli with all this.  We all scraped some money together and sent the boys out shopping for drinks and other food.  We were hoping they would bring back some useful food.  When they returned they had spent the entire amount on beer and crisps.  The twelve guests were scratching their heads about the strange chilli and mashed potatoe we served them.  But the boys in our group thought it was great.  The females of our party were red-faced.  But the lads had no idea why we were making a fuss.  To be fair – I think us girls were truly shattered after the skiing.  We were not overly happy to be told twelve guests were coming and we had to cook for 23 for no other reason than that we were female.

My friend told me that just after he and his wife married, she sent him shopping with a list thinking nothing could go wrong.  He was puzzled by her wanting 100 rolls though and wondered if she had decided they would have a BBQ and had not told him.  So, he came home with 100 bread rolls.  She was shocked.  She said, “loo rolls”.

One very sweet 90-year old lady I used to help as a carer would ask to be taken on a shopping trip to the large Waitrose a couple of miles from where she lived.  There was a little shop near her where she used to go to get her basic provisions.  But this very independent, mobile, sociable 90-year old used to have little parties where she would invite people to her flat and provide food and drinks.  Now our shopping trips were quite interesting.  We used the car and we would always put an empty suitcase into the back of the car.  We went down to the Waitrose supermarket and she always bought virtually the same thing.  We filled up the trolley with cans of Guinness, bottles of sherry and wine.  Then we would buy bags of nuts and crisps.




When we arrived at the tills I would be pushing the shopping trolley while she pushed her walker.  The cashier always looked at me with a stern look as the total came up more than £200/£300 and the very little 90-year old lady would pull out her purse and pay for the shopping.  I always wanted to say “This is not what it looks like.  I am not getting my sweet grandma to pay for my booze!”  But I realized that frankly it was none of the cashier’s business.  Although the cashiers seemed to cast a judgemental glance my way.

Then we would put everything in the suitcase.  She didn’t like her neighbours to see her shopping so when we arrived back she would walk along with her squeaky little walking frame and I would pull the suitcase slowly trying to make sure no bottles clashed.  It was hilarious really.

Anyway, I have to admit, I am sometimes nosier than I should be casting my eyes on what other shoppers are loading onto the conveyor belt to the till.  It does have a wholesome effect on me though.  It motivates to me to make sure whatever I put into my shopping basket will make me feel splendidly righteous when I am in front of the cashier.  If I am craving something naughty and find I am unable to resist something alluring on the supermarket shelves, I will always go through a self-scan till.

Pathetic hey!

19 thoughts on “The Righteous And The Unrighteous”

  1. Great stories. I was tickled pink by the loo story. Usually my basket contains healthy foods, but more often than it should it contains two things- red wine and chocolate! Organic of course!

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    1. I am so pleased I am not the only one! Thank you for enjoying these little stories and commenting. You have so many beautiful photos on your website. You seem to be surrounded with so much inspiring scenery.

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  2. Love your stories. I always try to buy healthy, but do throw in some ripple chips sometimes. I love the crunch and the salt. Fortunately the ones I buy are not overly salty. And I love peanuts, too. Probably healthier than chips. Thanks for the fun stories.

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  3. Hahaha 100 rolls!!! That’s hilarious!! I do try and eat healthily but I’m afraid crisps and chocolate usually find their way into the shopping. Crisps are my downfall! I have to be strict with myself and limit them to an occasional weekend treat!

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  4. Great post, the stories are so funny. If I ever send my husband to the shops I write a very specific list, sometimes with descriptions of the labels or directions as to where things are in the supermarket but he always goes “off-list” and chucks in random items he thinks I will like. His approach to shopping is definitely “more is more” which is fine when we are having friends or family round as we always have plenty to offer them! I think its a man thing!! xx

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    1. So sweet!
      My Dad has had a habit throughout our lives of bulk-buying. Once he filled our entire freezer with veggie burgers because they were on offer. Why buy four when you can buy eighty hey?
      Toilet paper, UHT milk, nuts, tins of beans and soup, tea-bags, washing powder – all bought in bulk quantities. He does make me laugh! Love him!


    1. I had a completely different title in mind when I started this post…but as I was typing I suddenly realized I was being a bit self-righteous and judgemental of the guy I mentioned at the start, and so that theme “The righteous and the unrighteous” started to shape the post.
      Whenever I go shopping for ingredients to make a naughty cake, I seem to be stuck next to a shopper who is only buying salad and cardboard to eat.

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  5. You posed an interesting question “why does it fall to any female around if there’s cooking to be done?” I may wax on this on my own blog and not make some horrendously long comment on yours. And to answer the question you posed at the beginning “Is there a difference between ‘man’ shopping and ‘woman’ shopping?” Heck yeah. I’ll wax more on that too. Great read! (I’d have sent that idiot back with his 100 rolls with a note pinned to his shirt about it being TOILET PAPER…sometimes American English is more prudent, yeah?” 😉

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